Chaos

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Yo, yo, yo Now ain't nobody fuckin wit the mastermind I'm like Einstein, a hundred and fifty times magnified Nicola Tesla an', Jon Von Neuman All wrapped up in the body in one human I rhyme the tightest, shine the brightest I blind the optic fibers in anybody's iris When it comes to rappin, I'll smash your ass Whether you Latin, Black or Anglo-Saxon I'll smack you wit a backhand That crack your back like chiropractors after looking at your CAT scan In between albums, I've become a masked man like Batman And stalk my own rap fans I'm like a madman fighting a war Throwing lightning rods, swinging lightning swords Blow you away with a force that'll leave your body lost Gone, nothin to mourn, nothing to do a autopsy on I rock till I can't rock no more Till I can't get no motherfucking props no more Till they boo me on stage when I'm out on tour Till 2000 B.C. ain't hot no more I'm a dragon wit the head of a lion, jaws be like saws grinding Claws rip through walls of cast iron I slap fire at a hoodlum, pull out steel and start shooting I clap iron like Duke Nukem Try to attack 'Bis, you get your face stomped Flatter than a compact disc wit black Timbs Flatter than a Yankee baseball cap rim Flatter than the knife *Jigga* stabbed Un wit [Chorus] If you the first nigga that laugh I'll blow you in half The first nigga to talk trash I'ma blow you in half The first nigga to show your ass I'll blow you in half The first time'll be your last 'Cause I'ma blow you in half [Verse 2] Yo check it I destroy a whole city block when I'm ready to rock Blow the speaker box, magnetically shielded or not Magnetically energy propagates in radio waves Oscillating lyrics and beats copulate then pop your tape Manipulating space in large proportions Millions of brain organs get lost when I start talkin About shit like supernatural forces Gnomes and fairies and superstring theories Most of you motherfuckers barely Even understand the English language, much less think clearly When I die, will I go to Heaven or Hell Or will I end up in a place called the Van Allen Belt I researched my roots, looking for proof The best place to hide a lie is between two truths The aftermath of a nuclear blast When the average death sentence becomes a death paragraph I dig a 5 by 9 rectangle in the grass Read your epitaph and bury your ass As the coffin gets lowered into the ground slowly I'll sing all of your greatest hits oldies on karaoke [Chorus] If you the first nigga that laugh I'll blow you in half The first nigga to talk trash I'ma blow you in half The first nigga to show your ass I'll blow you in half The first time'll be your last 'Cause I'ma blow you in half If you the first nigga that laugh I'll blow you in half The first nigga to talk trash I'ma blow you in half The first nigga to show your ass I'll blow you in half The first time'll be your last 'Cause I'ma blow you in half