In the Empire

Lyrics

[CANDACE] Ever since I was young, you know, I hated dissension Among my peer group, it caused a whole lot of tension When the other kids were slouching, I would stand at attention And I've always looked so good in white Now I'm a bad mamma-jamma, and I rock a mean helmet If I see a rebellion, then you know I'm gonna quell it I'm a certified, full-blown armor-wearing zealot And it feels so good to know I'm always right You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy In the Empire... [BUFORD & BALIJEET] In the Empire... [CANDACE] You can be all that they want you to be You get a 401k and your meals are free In the Empire [BUFORD & BALIJEET] In the Empirе... [CANDACE] In the Empire [BUFORD & BALIJEET] In the Empirе... [CANDACE] I don't know but I've been told The Rebels need to be controlled We'll round them up and put 'em all in stocks But first we've gotta get Darth Vader socks! [CANDACE, spoken] It's so not fair! I mean, why am I still on sock detail when Gladys from Accounting got promoted to Commander And she doesn't even know how to hold a blaster? No, I mean, really, she failed that part of the exam four times She held it backwards and upside down But no, she's a second cousin of some midlevel Darth, and so she gets a promotion? What about me? If they would just open their eyes They'd see that I've got everything it takes I could be the stormiest Stormtrooper ever! [BUFORD, spoken] Ya feelin' better? [CANDACE, spoken] Yeah, thanks [CANDACE] You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy In the Empire... [BUFORD & BALIJEET] In the Empire... [CANDACE] You can be all that they want you to be You can march to the beat of conformity In the Empire [BUFORD & BALIJEET] In the Empire... [CANDACE] In the Empire [BUFORD & BALIJEET] In the Empire... [CANDACE] In the Empire [BUFORD & BALIJEET] Buford and Baljeet: In the Empire... [CANDACE] In the Empire!