S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

Lyrics

[Intro: Candace] There's squirrels in my pants! [Verse 1: Street Performer 1, Street Performer 2, Background, Candace & Background] Tell me what's makin' you jump like that S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants! S to the I to the M to the P Then maybe you can be moving like me [Chorus: Street Performer 2, Candace, Background, Background & Street Performer 2] Step right over and watch me put it down (Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P Step right over and watch me put it S to the I to M to the P [Verse 2: Street Performer 1, Street Performer 2, Background & Candace] Who you got back home watering your plants? S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants How can I qualify for government grants? S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants (Yeah) Hypnotize me, put me in a trance S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants Got an Aunt Florence living in France She can't see the squirrels in my pants [Chorus: Street Performer 2, Candace, Background, Background & Street Performer 2] Step right over and watch me put it down (Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P Step right over and watch me put it S to the I to M to the P [Verse 3: Street Performer 1, Background] If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants Yeah, proletariat and bourgeoisie Baby, you don't need an academic degree Everybody's smellin' my potpourri S to the I to the M to the P [Chorus: Street Performer 2, Candace, Background, Street Performer 1 & Street Performer 2] Step right over and watch me put it down Squirrels, squirrels (S to the I to the M to the P) Step right over and watch me put it Down, down on the ground 'Cause you know I got it goin' on [Bridge: Street Performer 1, Street Performer 2, Background & Candace] (S) S to the I to the M to the P (I) S to the I to the M to the P (M) If your pockets are empty get a cash advance (Yes) S to the I to the M to the P (Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P (S) If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants (I) If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance (M) Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants [Outro: Street Performer 1 & Street Performer 2] (P) Ain't about love, ain't about romance I got squirrels in my pants