Hottest Take Machine

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[Intro] Activate: the "Hottest Take Machine" Start calculating *Robot calculating sounds* "Elden Ring" is the worst From Software game [Build] Pokemon is boring Katekana is harder to read than kanji Ketchup is the worst topping Camellia SUCKS [Drop] (I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it anymore-) Vine isn't funny anymore (What?) I can't stand it anymore Oranges are called oranges, why can't apples be called reds? Styrofoam tastes really good Tinfoil tastes way better than styrofoam G-I-F is pronounced, "Jiff" and not "Geef" [Build] Hey Camellia! There's not enough bass in here (Okay!-) [Drop] (I can't-) Laptop keyboards are better than mechanical keyboards (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey-) I can't stand it anymore VOCALOID sounds WRONG I can't stand it anymore (Put your hands up-) (I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't-) "Sus" is an actual word So obvious [Build] The best flavor of pizza is HUMBURGER pizza Pineapple defenetly belongs on pizza [Drop] Pineapple has no place on pizza Pineapple is cool on pizza Bro! Cheese is so overrated Pineapple goes on pizza The only ingredient that should go on pizza is meat — tons of meat Ketchup is better than MUSTAAAAAARD! Mustard is better than KETCHUUUUUUP! "1 BPM is the best BPM" [Fake-out] [Build] In all rhythm games, pausing is cheating (I can't stand it anymore-) Light theme is the superior viewing experience (I can't stand it anymore-) Amen breaks are overused Hot take? How about to hot take DEEZ NUTS!! Bacon is overrated Hot take? How about hot take deez nuts Camellia SUCKS (Go-) [Drop] Mint is actually a garbage flavor I agree with the other guy, mint is a garbage flavor There's no such thing as "Rythm Game Music"? (I can't stand it anymore-) The best Osu! gamemode is "mania" (I can't stand it anymore-) "Osu!catch" is better than any other osu! gamemode (I can't stand it anymore , I-i can't anymore-) Alpacas are the best animals in the world! (I can't stand it anymore-) Pancakes are better when they're frozen and not when they are fresh [Build] Speedcore is the worst genre ever invented LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!! [Drop] I think we could use a little bit more BPM You can never have too much BPM "Hottest Take Machine" is a banger name [Outro] Tea isn't that good - coffee is way better