Sonic the Hedgehog Villains Rap Cypher

Lyrics

[Verse 1 - Dr. Eggman: Dan Bull] Speak in a haiku, got a three-hundred IQ See what I might do? I believe it was John Lennon who said "I'm the Eggman", he was dead wrong! Who's the supreme gentleman with a mental plan? Is he wearing pants or a rental van? Temperamental with the stick too, skeng in hand Licking these cunts like a misused dental dam Buckling up with the strap, skudududududu brap Lovely jubbly chap, putting my hood on the map Too many baps and still I go ham Forget pepper spray, make the pepper spray like a Coke can Oh damn, bruv, fackin 'ell, I'll chef Scramble eggs, shot, crackin' shells for bread Roll through when I cock the hammer Hit the whole zoo when I talk with llamas Ask Shofu, I'm Doc Robotnik And I'll drop a sonnet that'll son a Sonic stan, I'm stunning Understand, I'm the Son of Sam Summon heat like sun in summertime, give 'em a tan Don't fuck with Robotnik I got a butt thicc, as a plot twist And I'll turn your noggin into egg nog quick Fuck a hedgehog prick [Verse 2 - Metal Sonic: Zach B] Coming out of the gates a bit rusty You really think you have what it takes? You don't, trust me Never lag behind in a race, the road's dusty I'm starting to think you're the fake, hmmm, you must be Yeah, take a look in my eyes Even if I lose, I'm bouncing back every time, yeah Always end up choosing who I'm taking alive I'm basically another you, with everybody combined And if you see me, you better know that I'mma settle this I have always been the one that you should never meddle with Wishing luck to you on even getting through the level If you wanna come and get it, then my pedal's on the metal, bitch Yeah, no one's repelling this I'll take the ones that you love for the hell of it They call it evil, I call it benevolence And by the end, show you all who the devil is [Verse 3 - Mephiles the Dark: Mat4yo] Came back from the future To tell you the answer's Mephiles If you last to the end of this Then I'll ask what the question is The present's tense, it kinda feels like for centuries I've been on the ledge of an experiment But you don't want to hedge your bets against this edge hog When I kill the king and steal the heart of his princess Among minions, I wear the crown In the shadow of shadows, I'm underground Rapper, the master, spitting flames of disaster And I don't even need to open my mouth You've got a one-way ticket to oblivion Feel the burning sun rays, this kid invented them When it comes to villains in the history bins Who's the one that's gonna leave you deep Sonic 0-Sixed? [Verse 4 - Zavok: PE$O PETE] Boss in this bitch, poppin' proper Big red body like a hot tamale I'm boxin' baddies and crackin' eggs 'Cause ain't nobody finna stop my carnage World domination, I'm with that Full annihilation, I sit back King of my clique, no shit, been the big bad Dead last, all six ahead, real quick like damn Whole team up, we ain't no caught in no jam Brute force strength, I'mma kill 'em with a slam It's okay, he ain't know who I was He ain't know who I am (Let's get it then) Shell to his shell, leave 'em cracked, till he crashed I'm upset that he had that lil conch Well, 'cause, if not, then my whole fist would have smashed Full strength breaking the glass, yeah [Verse 5 - Chaos: Shwabadi] Six forms and I'm open-minded If so inclined, we could box (uh) Big drip, but no clothes designer Your foe's this slime, you get dropped (bitch) You look like chow, about to get scoffed (scoff) You should bow down, to Chao, I'm a god (god) Spirit of water, drink spirits like water One hit from this whip, get you lit like a shot All I'm seeing is green, like cash rules Everything but no cream, I snatch up Everything in my reach, I'm gassed up Better see you retreat You could never rival my energy Catch 'em wav riding like MP3 Come through, it's chaos, all I know, chaos 'Boutta turn up the entropy [Verse 6 - Infinite: Shao Dow] I'll twist the world to my wishes, your fear is delicious Submit and admit to your own deficiency Efficiency, cold and ruthless My foes are useless, I hold the truth within My chest, it's fused to me, pain amuses me They shall lose to me, fuck who I used to be Flip the stage, dig your grave I supersede Scared? Weak? No, I refuse to be Mask on, never mask off, leave your path blocked And I should've been the last boss Think you're fast? I surpass hogs Don't make me laugh lots, I advance and it can't stop The mercenary, I hurt so many Your team, I bury, extremely edgy I move these cubes like a Rubik's Infinite, jackal brings death like Anubis [Verse 7 - Sonic.EXE: Cam Steady] Fuck everything you've been told Here is some chaos that can't be controlled You gamble with God, now I'm taking my toll I'm not going for rings, 'cause the goal is your soul And I only see red when I'm reading your code You looking red like you're seeing a ghost Witness the death as I butcher these childhood threats Then I'm coming for you in your home Take a step in the night, 'cause something's not right You call for your friends, find a head on a pike You run and you'll die, you're too slow to hide And I'll kill the viewer if you don't subscribe Go ahead and choose your fighter Set them ablaze like a lighter A villain cast up on a pyre 'Cause you know this cypher is ending this cypher