Pseudo Legendary Pokémon Cypher

Lyrics

[Verse 1; Dragonite: Ethan Ross] Bitch, you know I'm Dragonite I turn 'em into ashes I don't give a fuck about 'em I'm 7'3 and you half my height 16 hours I circle over the globe Fly as hell, I might as well Set a fire right to your home You see my pupils enlarging I'm scorching and fire-starting My skin is orange, no doubt I go harder than Charizard It sending shots, but it don't work My whole skin is basically armor Crushing competition in conferences I don't need no palmer Fuck the heater, you be palming I ain't calm, I bring your karma Finna keep evolving stronger Save ya life, that's if I wanna I was birthed up in the water Now I mastered other elements There ain't no telling when I Hit 'em with Dragonite tail again What's the draco even for? Hit with draco meteor Fuck a red beam The hyper beam gon' set an even score Vaporize 'em all their remains Buried beneath the forest The steel wing gon' spill brains Slump 'em, he leaning forward [Verse 2; Tyranitar: Politicess] Talk about the goat Watch the money move Look up on my chain, yeah I came from the green and blue Tryna snatch these 2 4s Ate upon your body dude If they talking T-Tar Then you know they talking 'bout the meta too Watch, you be aiming up That metal too, bum-ass Point that shit at me, I got a beam that'll leave your skull bashed Steady with a team, if I switch, then you won't last Shiny Blastoise, come and play, see the .9 flash Since they put me on the range I ain't been the same Jackpot, if they lack rocks I be moving strange Stepping to the gang Sand Stream coming out ya brain Stake out, finna spin the block That's my Megaways Get out the mega way You ain't standing no chance If you trynna watch the battle We ain't finna throw hands You Film Red, I'm known for the Shank like a roadman 'Cause if they X Drake, then the Sword Dance [Verse 3; Salamence: Connor Quest!] Draconian leader I'll take my man into war The Alpha, Omega be in my maximum form Big massive fangs have 'em torn with adamantium claws I'll Salamanca him, he's leaving half the man that he was The people gawk talking They say them pseudo's cool If shots fired, a .9 for each line like Sudoku You can't put two and two together No need for a number of arms Fight them one-on-one And keep them tucked under the garms J's on, long ways from the baby boy and Bagons Raised on games, don First love, and how I made bonds Now my day job's that of Aesop Changed scenes, terrain swap Now I'm forever grand like Drake was Introverted adolescent Dreamt of flying higher Now that shell's gone I held on, I'm vying to inspire Stuck in these cells feeling like nothing would help But if life doesn't give you wings Grow them fuckers yourself [Verse 4; Metagross: Diggz Da Prophecy] In this meta verse I'mma get up to set it first I'll flash cannons easy To show you how the Beretta works You know not of a robot Who always staying in red alert A laser focus, signal beam And a red eye when metal burst Scared? Probably don't think That I just appear cocky Debatables are never I 3-0 'cause that's a Clear Body Fear shiny this about to be a huge loss You better have insurance When you fucking with the blue cross Quicker than a bullet punch Leaving you bitches dozing I can easy go and bet 'em bucks See me and what I'm grossing Leaving me an open? (Ugh) That's a no no Iron leave a shell up in yo ass like a Slowbro A Psychic leveling the field See ya squad bled Giving new meaning to the phrase "Get ya palm read" Then I'll go mega man And raise up with these arms spread And bust a hyper beam, super charged Now the comp dead [Verse 5; Garchomp: Cam Steady] Chomp says it is gross To leave me out the meta These other dudes were just substitutes For me until I set up The swords dance, your chance Of leaving breathing is bad When the Dragon Claw Scythe swipe's a literal stab And yeah, I step and the dirt breaks The earth quakes when I move Fast as a blackbird plane In sand streams I can surf waves in ways That got me banned from OU 'Cause when I'm veiled by the sand You may all land in a tomb And I outrage in the booth As I'm outplaying these fools You wanna duel? Then the Dual Chop Will break you in two You got no place in the crew Cynthia's ace coming through I was the champion in Ubers 'Fore the mega was new And I'm the meg of this movie You choose me, they'll hear the Jaws theme The way that this game's Shark Sweeps They think the 'mon cheats Gen me into any generation They'll want me I'll make a mockery out of your team With my mach speed [Verse 6; Hydreigon: Mat4yo] Who's gon' leave 'em out to dry? This guy Stay high, but you know I'm not the type to fly I'd rather tear out ya heart Leave ya in the dark Bad things come in threes And you don't wanna hear these fists talk No repentance for this devilish degenerate Who's entering the meta game With gems all on his neck and wrist Just call me world champion Send you to the graveyard Better than any other red eyes black dragon can You call it tyranny, I call it sympathy You call it villainy, I call it dignity When I be ripping up villages Opening up Heaven's gates to infinity I bring the agony to Ghetsis' enemies Like it was in the Garden of Gethsemane Know that, when you say a prayer to the trinity It's no epiphany that you will think of me The most brutal of the pseudos When I'm through, they'll be changing The titles to Black and Blue, yo These other rappers try to throat chop at my neck But this hydra keeps getting ahead, ahead, and ahead [Verse 7; Goodra: BlvkDivmonds] You know the movement is acidic How I drip when I walk They throw me right into the battle Just to graph 'em in chalk Know the victory's assured whenever I show up Don't believe me? Let's see you face this Hydro Pump What they lack is type advantages I'm the type to block wit' Iron Defense, then expand it with Sure or something more direct Like Aqua Jet to handle shit Dragon Pulse beat within me Maybe not a Legendary But I know I'll topple any Got a lotta moves in mind If I lock on, I'll hit 'em Just like Bluetooth, it connect In ways they'll never heal from Trainer battles end with profit that's direct to pockets I'll throw a Draco Meteor until they outta options No matter what you'll have to hit the center A Zapdos could turn a Blaziken to chicken dinner A drip king, nothing less and all the pseudos know it I'll have 'em drown in muddy waters like a public toilet [Verse 8; Kommo-o: 954Mari] Aloha to the Alola, bitch I see you You look weak through This body armor I see through You need cheat moves To compete with these Z moves Clangorous Soul Blaze unique sync with a sweet boost Drain Punch and belly drum beat until I defeat you I seek strong opponents The weak are not in my cannon Came from the vast canyon Land cracks when I'm dancing Call me Kommo-o, golden glow Top of the totem pole Overcoat, weather the raining attacks from so-and-sos Only roll with strong opponents I don't clique with the frail Glittering scales, rings shimmer To the tip of tail The weight and scale of these attacks The shit that's tipping the scale Iron head, this mental Was meant for delivering hell Your sounds don't phase me Your bullets just graze me You say I'm trash in vain You don't train, you just lazy The move pool based The blaze been crazy Nerfing my HP I guess the game did change me [Verse 9; Dragapult: Breeton Boi] Been an infiltrator I run up on you in your own home Want smoke? I'm the type To pull the draco out, then go ghost You bozos ain't nothing to me You'd never beat me Even if I devolved two times, back to Dreepy Me v you? It's a GG The situation ugly Make my opps do a U-turn For thinking they can bug me Got that blue up on my body So they know I'm 'bout my money And I keep a solar beam For anybody trynna sun me Say they finna catch me lacking? But they never had the balls to do it I checked they bag, trust me They ain't got the balls to do it Bow, bow, bow, bow Bow, bow, running through your Town, town, town, town Town, town, coming for your Crown, crown, crown, crown Crown, crown, no Dynamaxing But I got massive off the bands I gained Champion status They getting mad we in the Hall of Fame I'll really pull up And turn your journey to your darkest day (Pra-pah-pah pow!)