He Sued His Wife

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He sued his wife cuz when she had his kids They came out lookin' like little frogs and pigs She never brought up the slice and dice She had just before she became his wife And in Taiwan, extended her legs She was two-foot-four and now she stands at four-foot-eight In Singapore they shaved her calves And in due time, they taught her spine not too laugh She had the duck bill replaced last Jan He used to wonder why she waddled when she ran And he called the farm up, hauled off those kids He sat while rubbing his little brown forehead He'd grown to love her and in the night Admits he liked her snarl and her bite And he looked above him and pity, pinned Fell through the ceiling, and back on top of him He broke his nose, damaged his rib And pity stayed down, down, on top of him He sues his wife, cuz when she had his kids They came out lookin' like little frogs and pigs