Happy Day In Hell

Lyrics

[Refrain: Caleb Hyles] I can do this, somehow I know it I'll get Heaven behind my plans There's just no way I could blow it Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance To change their mind and touch their hearts Or whatever angels have Cheer up, Vaggie This could be swell Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell [Verse 1: Caleb Hyles] There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere If you don't mind the smell It's a happy day in Hell [Verse 2: Jonathan Young] Thеre's an endless trash firе that's burning my soul Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole Doing what is required, we all have our role I'm not doin' well Another shitty day in Hell [Bridge: Caleb Hyles & Jonathan Young] If I can show them the dream I've dreamed That any soul can change ('Cause angels' minds are hard to change) Then they will know everyone can be redeemed From the evil to the strange (They're bloodthirsty and deranged) [Verse 3: Caleb Hyles] I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced And I know that they're more of an acquired taste But if I open the door and I give them a place At my Hazbin Hotel It'll be a happy day in Hell [Break: Caleb Hyles] Ha! [Verse 4: Caleb Hyles] From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows To the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown Because— oh my goodness, that's in every crevice And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye 'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide [Refrain: Caleb Hyles & Jonathan Young] I can do this, I just know it (There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul) I'll get Heaven behind my plans There's just no way I could blow it (Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in my hole) Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance To change their minds— And touch my parts Uh, no, thank you, I'm just gonna go Fulfill my destiny (Your loss, bitch) I can already tell Today's a really really really happy day in Hell!