Lyrics

[Verse 1] Woke up this morning I didn't know where we stood Ignored the warnings He pulls the curtain back and kills me with a look And I still hear last night's argument If I listen, with precision [Pre-Chorus] Cold coffee, dirty looks He's using every trick in the book I read him like last week's headline So if you're leaving take your keys Make sure you shut the door on your way back to hell [Chorus] Loving him is just like caviar with a plastic spoon Loving him is just like a prison cell with a perfect view of the moon It's every season in one day He'll promise sunshine, you get rain Sun in December, snow in June Oh Loving him is just like a funeral in white Black on our wedding night I don't mind hell for a honeymoon [Verse 2] My friends keep calling Always prepared for the worst With nothing in common They don't understand how we work And I can see why they're concerned But I still hear last night's sarcasm If I listen, with precision [Pre-Chorus] Cold coffee, dirty looks He's using every trick in the book I read him like last week's headline So if you're leaving take your keys Make sure you shut the door on your way back to hell [Chorus: Variation] Loving him is just like caviar with a plastic spoon Loving him is just like a prison cell with a perfect view of the moon It's every season in one day He'll promise sunshine, you get rain Sun in December, snow in June Oh Loving him is just like a funeral in white Black on our wedding night I don't mind (hell for a honeymoon) [Bridge] We're Sid and Nancy We're Bonnie and we're Clyde We're Kurt and Courtney We're Jekyll and we're Hyde What a lovely day for a murder suicide Am I in too deep Tell me am I in too deep, oh [Chorus: Variation 2] Loving him is just like caviar with a plastic spoon Loving him is just like a prison cell with a perfect view of the moon It's every season in one day He'll promise sunshine, you get rain Sun in December, snow in June Oh Loving him is just like a funeral in white Black on our wedding night But I don't mind hell for a honeymoon