10 Leak Commandments

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I been in this game for years It's made me rob dead people With my hand on the jar I pledged evil With a step by step booklet For you to get, study this shit If you just started fucking with wet Number Uno: don't travel with more than 2 O's Wifey on the rag, that's 2 bottles up her culo Shit get hot, you don't want the pigs to eat her Slip that bitch to safety and get that juice in the freezer Number 2: test the leak out on your crew, they'll die to do it Feel it in one puff? Cut that shit with lighter fluid Keep the heat in reach but act casual Cause dust heads act all violent and irrational Number 3: don't trust no phencyclidine That's the rogue agent of death That's out to get your team Formaldehyde ain't really got pcp in it Copping yellow shit, somebody could've peed in it Number 4: this don't really fly no more Cause who don't get high on they own supply? Number 5: Never sell shit out the house You'd be surprised the smell of clientele from one liquid ounce Number 6: no cash, no sherm and fuck credit Then bitch slap him for asking To demonstrate your work ethic 7: come up with names like lethal weapon Throw a stamp on the envelope that's only a suggestion Get your weight up filling up caskets Keep that shit in glass cause I've seen it eat right through plastic Number 8: keep some cigarettes with you Those cats who puff for free Can hold dips too Number 9 Should've been number 1 to me Don't get caught If you do don't talk to police If cats think you're snitching They might come through your kitchen And cut your bitch into little pieces and go fishing Number 10: read this shit again when you're way sober If you ain't write it down or print it out then play it over Follow these rules in no time you'll do it Stupid motherfuckers be puffing embalming fluid Check Rule number 3 and see I'm stating facts Leak carry the same charge as pumping H and Crack I know chicks that get wet just for a drag of wet Imagine what these hoes will do for a whole bag of death Some nice tits to fumble could catch you on a humble Fuck around and lose a whole bundle Leaves and a bottle are your starter kit I gotta go I got another jar to mix