Lyrics

[Verse 1] Windows 95 and Windows 98 So terrible they made me wanna castrate Bill Gates fo' shizzle Playing some Nintendo 64 Mario stomping on a Goomba in an open world, SCORE! is high Cause I used to be good at that shit Now I hardly find time to get my hit of pure Nintendo pleasure I do it at my leisure, the games of that era are my greatest treasure [Verse 2] The '90s saw the dawn of the World Wide Web Ushering in a wave of change unimagined Instead of communicating through phone or text Suddenly MSN and INQ mixed it up a tad Feeling sad blue or lonely? Get onto the web and it feels damn homely Sure, you only go at 56k And the best rates is only at night, not day [Verse 3] The dial-up noise was louder than a foghorn Good luck with your late-night browsing for porn You'll be met with your parents' scorn So it's better to resort to the old-style printed form And now I feel torn, Neopets or Super Mario? Casual gaming filling up all my time, yo! And to fuel the fire, I had a RealArcade GamePass Filling me up like the sweet molasses [Verse 4] It's a fine damn era, Y2K and a DVD player Didn't take off until the early naughties Idiots thought that a bug would cause casualties Mobile phones are getting smaller and smaller While the mobile bill be getting taller and taller Because you need that shit when your kid's online Can't talk landline when it's browsing time [Verse 5] Macs were unpopular but stylish, PowerPC Nobody gonna fuck with old Stevie Didn't get a big break till '01 with the first iPod Oh, the money it spun, treated like a God thy will be done Cult leader fatter than he was before he was gone, R.I.P The iMac was a slick piece of design Colors so bright and the screen so fine [Verse 6] Well not really, never liked CRT Resolution so low it baffles me How we could have dealt with that Given how huge we can have it now? Hard drive space, all up in your face My first computer had 6GB at the time I can't believe how titchy that is Got that shitty processor Punch and fizz, boom, pow oh! [Verse 7] Pokemon was introduced Collecting monsters, cards, they were on the loose I got beat up over a rare shiny at school Headteacher had to ban them, wasn't cool with me But oh well, I had a Game Boy Camera Taking pictures, printing with my Game Boy Printer Flyest shit ever, interface so random Had lots of fun in the era of pre-man-dom