HAPPY DEATH

Lyrics

[Verse 1:BVDLVD] I threw a fit in a Primark Thought I could avenge the child labor by stormin' the warehouse I didn't find any kids, just a bloke with a funny face tryna make minimum wage He said come round the back, have a fag, lemme tell you a story I said sure mate, why not? He's got this wife that he hates, they argue every night I said mate I'm sorry about your trouble and strife He said he's got 2 kids that he cannot afford to have So he drinks every night tryna fuckin die I said mate there's more options than that You don't have to go that way, lemme list off a few You could smoke till you're 50 and die when your lungs give out You could jump in front a bus, that's the quick way out Do a runner from the plug, his boys will find you None of those are really fun tho, I wouldn't lie to you [Hook] Death is fun! Death is fun! Death is fun! Death is fun! (fuck off) [Verse 2:PROP] There I was tryna work my 5-hour shift in a Primark Some lanky little scrawny cunt comes in talkin about child labour I had a fag in my back pocket that I was tryna save for later I said come on you little greasy fuck let's step outside The wife's been on my case, my son just turned 5 I didn't buy a present for the little cunt I'm working a fuckin Primark love I'm on a £6 an hour salary Shes on my phone now getting fuckin lairy now Chatting bout, if you've got money for fags, you can afford to take your son to the park Danielle, Danielle, fuckin listen man, Lis- Listen man I actually might want a cigarette every once in a while I wanted to be a smoker, I didn't want a child My cigarette don't keep me up at 2 in the fuckin morning About some fucking "oh there's demons in my fuckin, in my room, theres demons in my closet" Shut the fuck up! Augh… Anyways mate, what were we chattin about He starts telling me i'd prolly be better off jumping in front of a train or a bus He's actually quite a thoughtful geeza to be fair I said sorry mate but most of the child labour actually happens in china Yeah we don't really deal with that kinda stuff Fuckin wife's calling, eyes ballin, cryin' She said I can't see my son, so have fun dying! [Hook] Death is fun! (Death is fun!) Death is fun! (Death is fun!) Death is fun! (Death is fun!) Death is fun! (Death is fun!)