BALLYMORY

Lyrics

[Intro: BVDLVD] Yo, now it's time I show you how the UK does this What's the story, what's the story, Balamory [Chorus: BVDLVD] What's the story in Balamory? I think I wanna know, yeah Bro, just got done billin' the zoot So lets fuckin' smoke, yeah I might daan a jack Yeah, I ram it down her fuckin throat, yeah All this shit in my system I think I'm on the ropes, yeah Every day and every night I start it off with blow, yeah Every plane I see, I fly across the fucking globe, yeah And if I'm in the fuckin' vid' Expect a fuckin strobe, yeah And if I'm in the pit Expect a thousand fists to throw, yeah [Verse 1: Quade PoundSign] Yeah, Quade PoundSign, yeah, yeah What's the story? I guess I got morning glory again It's an oasis, daily basis man, I'm horny again Luckily I wake up to kisses, sex and all the events That lead up to me coming man, I'm Jason Bourne in the flesh And fuck a Tory man, you bore me, take it all as offence I take my bitch, I lick her face in front of an audience And I'm all but gone in the head, one shot from falling I meant But my views are sealed and solid Like they been poured with cement [Chorus: BVDLVD] What's the story in Balamory? I think I wanna know, yeah Bro, just got done billin' the zoot So lets fuckin' smoke, yeah I might daan a jack Yeah, I ram it down her fuckin throat, yeah All this shit in my system I think I'm on the ropes, yeah Every day and every night I start it off with blow, yeah Every plane I see, I fly across the fucking globe, yeah And if I'm in the fuckin' vid' Expect a fuckin strobe, yeah And if I'm in the pit Expect a thousand fists to throw, yeah [Verse 2: BVDLVD] Switch, switch, two phones, that's my business Kiss, kiss from my bitch, that's my mistress Hit list, watch this, that's a fist, bitch High-pitched shit when they see me vicious, suspicious, malicious I might come and take ya only witness And leave 'em skinless, I beat it senseless Yeah, you jealous, yeah, your jealous And you're also a twat Now someone come and tell me if I'm not spittin' facts [Chorus: BVDLVD] What's the story in Balamory? I think I wanna know, yeah Bro, just got done billin' the zoot So lets fuckin' smoke, yeah I might daan a jack Yeah, I ram it down her fuckin throat, yeah All this shit in my system I think I'm on the ropes, yeah Every day and every night I start it off with blow, yeah Every plane I see, I fly across the fucking globe, yeah And if I'm in the fuckin' vid Expect a fuckin strobe, yeah And if I'm in the pit Expect a thousand fists to throw, yeah [Outro: BVDLVD] Yeah, man, let's go, gang shit, hold tight L.S