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Ladies and gentlemen in this corner battling John Fighting the champion Bad Bad Whiskey And the official the one and only Buster Poindexter Round 1 The fights begun Whiskey walks out and nails him some Round 2 Whiskey ain't through, both of Johns eyes are turning blue Round 3 It's hard to see cause whiskey is moving too fast for me Chorus: Knock'm down whiskey, he shouldn't have hit you first Knock'm down whiskey, he shouldn't have hit you first Knock'm down whiskey, go on and do your worst Round 4 Whiskey hits him some more there goes john out on the floor Round 5 Johns half alive hanging on to whiskey trying to survive Round 6 He tries to mix but whiskey's got him in a awful fix Chorus: Round 7 John goes back weak in the knees with both eyes black Round 8 Whiskeys still straight but John is swinging like a rusty gate Round 9 I see the losing side. According to points Johns far behind Round 10, looks like the end Whiskey keeps hitting him again and again Johns folding up like a paper sack Oh there goes John he's flat on his back 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Ladies and gents that's the end of the bout Bad bad whiskey has knocked him out Come on over here bad bad whiskey and say a few words to the fans Uh I like to say hello to, uh, my old grandad and uh my papa jack It'a good fight, I glad I win