She Wants to Be Me 2.0

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Jaret Reddick] At first I told myself I need my head inspected (no way bro) I noticed little things Same T-shirt and sunglasses (ok, this is weird) Then it got weirder see She cut her hair like me (what's the deal?) She bought a red guitar Kept driving round in my car (no way!) I'm kissing her and she She slams me against the wall (whoa!) She crashed into a bus Chasing some super model (been there) She's analyzed my smile She's memorized my phonebook She always wears my clothеs Her favourite words are fuck off [Pre-Chorus: Charlie Simpson] Shе looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you [Chorus: Matt Willis] Somebody notice me, somebody notice I'm fading away here What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me [Verse 2: Charlie Simpson and James Bourne] I'm saying something's wrong She's out back playing soccer (I thought it was futbol) She used to do ballet Now she's a heavy smoker (aw man) She's so obsessed with me Now she stands up to pee (I don't even do that!) And now her stupid games Have started taking over Don't need no special help No need to see a doctor I know your worried but I'm telling you just watch her (seriously dude) Its like she's cracked my code Knows things I've never spoke of She wants sex all the time And still finds time to jerk off [Pre-Chorus: Jaret Reddick] She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you [Chorus: Matt Willis and Jaret Reddick] Somebody notice me, somebody notice I'm fading away here What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm not joking She won't stop provoking me I'm going under What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me [Bridge: Jaret Reddick and James Bourne] I'm in the loony bin Wearing a pale pink nightie The nurse comes through the door And whispers so politely Your boyfriend's here to see you Look pretty take a bath I love his shitty band Can I get his autograph? [Pre-Chorus: Charlie Simpson] She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you [Chorus: Matt Willis and Jaret Reddick] Somebody notice me, somebody notice I'm fading away here What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm not joking She won't stop provoking me I'm going under What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be She wants to be She wants to be me