She Wants to Be Me

Lyrics

[Verse 1] At first I told myself I need my head inspected I noticed little things Same T-shirt and sunglasses Then it got weirder see She cut her hair like me She bought a red guitar Kept driving round in my car [Verse 2] I'm kissing her and she She slams me against the wall She crashed into a bus Chasing some super model She's analysed my smile She's memorised my phonebook She always wears my clothes Her favourite words are fu- you [Bridge] She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you [Chorus] Somebody notice me, somebody notice I'm fading away here What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me [Verse 3] I'm saying something's wrong She's out back playing soccer She used to do ballet Now she's a heavy smoker She's so obsessed with me Now she stands up to pee And now her stupid games Have started taking over [Verse 4] Don't need no special help No need to see a doctor I know your worried but I'm telling you just watch her Its like she's cracked my code Knows things I've never spoke of She wants sex all the time And still finds time to jerk- [Bridge] She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you [Chorus] Somebody notice me, somebody notice I'm fading away here What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm not joking She won't stop provoking me I'm going under What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me [Break] I'm in the loony bin Wearing a pale pink nightie The nurse comes through the door And whispers so politely "Your boyfriend's here to see you Look pretty take a bath I love his silly band Can I get his autograph?" [Bridge] She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you [Chorus] Somebody notice me, somebody notice I'm fading away here What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm not joking She won't stop provoking me I'm going under What have I gotta do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be She wants to be She wants to be me