PFFT You Were Gone

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Down here on the farm, the weather gets messy Laying around with nothin' to do When you went away, you took my cow, Bessie I miss her, darlin', more than I miss you [Verse 2] You took off your leg, your wig and your eye glass And you shoud have seen the look on my face I wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug you But you were scattered all over the place [Chorus] Where, oh, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found true love You met another and [Raspberry] you were gone [Verse 3] I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowing The proofs hanging out right there on the line When I see the snow and feel the wind blowing Your nighties hugging them long Johns of mine [Verse 4] The noises you made at our supper table Your habits, my dear, were surely absurd But how many times do I have to tell you "Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard"? [Chorus] Where, oh, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found true love You met another and [Raspberry] you were gone [Verse 5] Remember you phoned me, a-sobbin' and cryin' The dog bit your maw and drug her around You said she looked pale and thought she was dying I said "Don't worry, I'll buy a new hound" [Verse 6] I had six kids and you had eleven And we had a boy, and they grew like flowers I wish you'd come back, without you ain't heaven 'Cause your kids and my kids are beatin' up ours [Chorus] Where, oh, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found true love You met another and [Raspberry] you were gone [Outro] I searched the world over and thought I found true love You met another and [Raspberry] you were gone