Lyrics

Im calling in sick Im calling in sick This is mike and im calling in sick My leg got hurt got hit by a brick This is mike and im calling in sick I spent four years in the USMC I learned how to fight I learned how to drink And when i got a real job i couldn't believe So every monday morning This is what youll here from me Ive never had a job More than minimum wage Ive never worked an 8 hour day And if my boss says son you gotta work late As quick as i could say it This is what youd here me say Its 9:15 and im late again I think ill finish that fifth of gin Then ill call my boss and ill tell him again Ill tell him that im not coming in