Sugar Nuts

Lyrics

Funky, funky, funky Get funky, get funky, get funky, get funky How about humming along as I play on this one-string Ethiopian violin I speak truth, solid gold sweet tooth in my Adidas It's hysterical, a miracle I don't have diabetes On the day that I was born, the doctor yelled out, "it's a boy" My mother said it shocked her when I talked in bed for Chips Ahoy! Just a junk food lovin' young boy snackin' in the rumour since I'm kind of coming unglued for some Jujubes and some Junior Mints Hold me back, zodiac pisces like the Swedish Fish Not a scorpio, a meat and Oreos my fiendish wish Horny toad, wicked man, I stick my hand in honey jars Unzip the Fun Dip and scarf a bowl of Lucky Charms Fruit Loops coming out the poop chute, new recruits So many Oh Hеnry! and a handful of Jujyfruits Problematic, Kit Kats, I sit back in comfy chairs To go nuts on donuts and crush a bag of Gummy Bears Antsy the pathway to thе pantry man is badly worn Freaking out and far worse for Starbursts and candy corn Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts I like and you like the sweet stuff, yo I like and you like the sweet stuff, yo I like and you like the sweet stuff, yo Wow that's tricky, let's try it again Coming back for second helping, check and shelving something fly Deep ache, my knees shake for cheesecake or pumpkin pie Tea break, gelato Bis!, my motto is treat your tummy Rockets in my pockets while chomping chocolate Easter bunny Eat your gummies, try to hide the evidence with coverups Pieces of the action and Reese's peanut butter cups Worst crime just like the first time, I'm not a rookie though Twizzlers, Dairy Queen, blizzards with cookie dough Taking no prisoners, catastrophic risk I can't turn a blind eye to key lime pie or Coffee Crisp It's obvious, in my free time I'm eating Lemonheads Never make me beg for a Creme egg or M&Ms Ladies and gentlemen, surrendering to risky schemes I must take a cupcake and a whole box of Krispy Kremes Feeling frisky, peak and crash, secret stash of Mars bars Large or watch Star Wars just to see Jar Jar Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts I like and you like the sweet stuff, yo I like and you like the sweet stuff, yo I like and you like the sweet stuff, yo Gimme gimme gimme gimme garbage in my guts Oh yeah, it's sweet Yeeeeeeeeeeesss