Part 5

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Dip dip dive, so-socialise Sucker MCs come as no surprise Some say my ego is oversized Time for the forces to mobilise I rock all day and I can go all night I'd beat old Jack Frost in a snowball fight You know by now I'm on some other shit That's why I've gotta hold the microphone with an oven mitt Freak freak y'all, to the beat y'all It's like throwing, like try to bake meatball You should've stepped back, should've stayed cool Should've quit rapping and gone to trade school I took your rhyme book and used it for a mudflap Can't deny it that your hi-hat sounds like a hubcap We're at an impasse, rappers need SlimFast I'm the best MC in the whole gym class [Hook] It's like this y'all (I may sound lyrical and very mysterious) [Verse 2] This is it y'all, this is it y'all Stepping in my path beware of pitfalls Running into brick walls, then the road deviates Fool hardy, at a pool party with Phoebe Cates Alleviates pain, bagging like a Great Dane Someone said you're riding on a runaway freight train Whilst dallying, one two check I'll order beef medallions and wear 'em around my neck To rock with me or don't rock at all Finger in the socket gonna shock 'em all Playing smart when I start breaking badly Settle the squabble then I'll gobble a Jamaican patty Run with vandals stay away from scandals Rock it like this and take a piss on your sandals On and on, on on and on, the phenomenon We share a common bond [Hook] It's like that y'all (I may sound lyrical and very mysterious) (Get funky, everybody) (Check check on to the beat y'all)