Lyrics

[JESUS, spoken] Ka-chow, hey-hey [JIMMY, spoken] Aw, Jesus, I got a great high cooking Don't bring me down [JESUS, spoken] On the contrary, Jimmy I'm here to bring you up with dope Not your brand of dope, but the straight dope Now you think those reefer fiends are cool? I don't think you know how cool God can be [JESUS] I floated down from Heaven when I heard a lamb had strayed Look at you, here, your brain has turned to marmalade I'm here to help you, Jimmy, and return you to the fold Try filling your lungs with God, and not Jamaican Gold Satan's bold, loves to lie, don't reply Do you wanna make the angels cry? [ANGELS] Cry-yi-yi-yi [JESUS] (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy) Just say no to the marijuana! (Listen to Jеsus, Jimmy) This comes straight from the Madonna (Listen to Jеsus, Jimmy) I'm the face on the shroud of Turin (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy) Do I need to test your urine? Satan went and conned ya (Went and conned ya, Jimmy) Mustn't touch his evil ganja (No! No! No! No! No!) Jimmy, don't turn your back on God [ANGELS] Dona eis requiem (Requiem) Numquam fumas canibas (Canibas) Aut incendes ibi inferno (You'll burn in hell) [JESUS] I've cured a lot of lepers and I've risen from the dead, how ya doin'? Is that what it's gonna take to get this through your head? You can touch If you insist on smoking to indulge those teenage kicks Soon you'll be floating naked in the river Styx, what a fix Sulphur pools, torture tools Seperation from your family jewels [ANGELS] Ra-ma-la-ma, they're gonna cut your ding-dong [JESUS] (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy) Gotta give it up for Lent, boy (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy) Or wind up as Satan's rent boy (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy) Don't let reefer kick your keister (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy) I'm the poster boy for Easter Jimmy, let me see ya (Lemme see ya, Jimmy) Kick the sin and sensimilla (Go, go, go, gotta kick it) Jimmy, don't turn your back on God [ANGELS] For the Lord God omnipotent hateth Marijuana, marijuana [JESUS] (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy) Don't become one more statistic (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy) Keep your body eucharistic (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy) All the cherubim say you gotta (You gotta) (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy) Trust the man with the stigmata Jimmy, don't you turn your back on God On God