Lyrics

Good morning Mr. Hard-on You've been so strange here lately Good morning Mrs. Teacup You're such a fine lady Who's the basket case In this rock'n'roll face Since the body is braced For a major piece of action Good morning Mr. Hard-on You're such a sight presently Good morning Mr. Razor Are we gonna do some tangling What's the big to do Why the stiffy salute Who'll get the tribute? From this major piece of action Good morning Mr. Hard-on You're looking awful brunch-y Good morning Mrs. Window Yours is such a fractured beauty Push the envelope Toward the treacherous slope Mr. Hard-on will float Toward maker of piece of action Oh Mr. Hard-on, Mr. Hard-on Mr. Hard-on, Mr. Hard-on Mr. Hard-on