Hey, Western Union Man

Lyrics

[Chorus] Western Union man Send a telegram to my baby Send a telegram, send a telegram, woah Send a telegram to my baby [Post-Chorus] This is what I want you to say [Verse 1] I want you to tell her that I'm all alone I tried to call her on the phone Tell her I'm in misery And I think she's avoiding me And if the telegram don't do A-send a box of candy, too Maybe some flowers Tell her that I missed her for hours and hours [Pre-Chorus] Send a telegram, send a telegram, hey Send a telegram, man, to my baby Do you hear what I say? [Chorus] Western Union man Send a telegram, oh Send a telegram to my baby Western Union man Send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, send a telegram, come on Send a telegram, man, a-to my baby [Post-Chorus] This is what I want you to do [Verse 2] Have you got a man you can send Well, this is what I want him to do A-get him over there right away And see if he can get my message through No, not, not maybe tomorrow You've got to mail it right away I want the girl to know that I missed her Yes, something like yesterday [Pre-Chorus] Send a telegram, send a telegram, come on Send a telegram, man, to my baby A-do you hear now what I say? [Chorus] Western Union man Send a telegram Oh, send a telegram to my baby Western Union man Send a telegram Oh, send a telegram, send a telegram, send it Send a telegram, send a telegram to my baby Do you hear what now I say? Come on [Post-Chorus] Western Union [Chorus] Western Union man Send a telegram, oh Send a telegram to my baby Western Union man Send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, come on now Won't you send that telegram right to my baby? [Outro] Tell her that I'm all alone Tell her that I'm waiting by the phone Western Union Send that telegram right to my baby Western Union man Tell her that I need her And I'm doing all I can Tell her to come on home Send a telegram, come on Send that telegram to my baby Woo-hoo Western Union man Oh, send that telegram