Lyrics

[Verse 1] Two kids get married, same old thing Folks congratulate you, church bells ring Who's got the ring? Who's gonna pay the priest? Get your name in the paper, picture or two at least [Verse 2] At the reception, all the old records play "Where you gonna live? Are you gonna take her away?" In a corner, my new nephew's showin' me his knife You swore that you'd love her for the rest of your life [Verse 3] Went to kiss you at the altar, we bumped heads Honeymoon night, we figured we best shake on it instead Dressed kinda funny, laughin', we hop in bed You can wear it on your feet, you can wear it on your head [Verse 4] Come mornin', my new family's sittin' on the front porch swing Smilin' kinda funny, nobody says a thing New brother-in-law's throwin' a football, he tosses me a pass We all sit down at the front stoop, everybody happy at last