Mike Tyson Love Thing

Lyrics

[Intro: Mike Tyson] I may like to fornicate more than other people, it's just who I am I sacrifice so much of my life, you know what I mean? I've been robbed of most of my money I wish one of your guys had children so I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles So you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day [Chorus: Joyride] I love you, I want your heart Singing like Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah I love you, I want your heart Singing like Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah [Verse 1: Briggs & Joyride] I keep my guard up, block the hard stuff Chops to the nose, body blows, in the past I've Tried to ignore ya, my team in the corner Knew we gon' few rounds as soon as I saw ya You were gifted, put you on my hit-list Couldn't miss this so I persisted Ask your sister, "Will he go the distance Or throw in the towel as soon as he hits it?" Can I at least get laid (Can I at least get a taste of somethin'?) Can I at least get a blowjob (Can I at least get a number to call on?) I bet I could snore on from here till the morn'on (No doubt) Yeah, this here is everythin' that you brought on Can I at least get laid ('Cause we could get a place for real) Can I at least get a blowjob (And do a bunch of shit I ain't thought of) Key for the door lock, you sick of them poor gronks I don't get why you fuck with them sawn-offs [Chorus: Joyride] I love you, I want your heart Singing like Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah I love you, I want your heart Singing like Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah [Verse 2: Joyride] Look at your suspicions, hunches Baby I'm just beggin' please, please hold your punches If only for a second, I know It's hard to play it cool but it seems even harder to let it go And all the bitchin', runnin' your mouth could turn the situation south But I'll never say I never saw it comin' for sure But let's just keep it peaceful if we do decide to walk out that door [Verse 3: Briggs & Joyride] I don't wanna talk anymore (Nah) Or do the beach walks anymore (Nah) I want a life that's on the porch (Yeah) With kicks on the floor, settle down like we outta court (No doubt) And that's fact yo, we stay defacto And that's a pact but we on the right track though Here's to new beginnings, we can change the settings Don't wanna do weddings, you're gonna do my head in Can I at least get laid (Can I at least get a say?) Can I at least get a blowjob (Can you please stop hanging that phone up?) Messages blowin' up, act like a grown up (Uh-huh) Burn the bridge, at least you could own up Can I at least get laid (And you expect me to stay?) Can I at least get a blowjob (I'ma change the fuckin' lock on that doorknob) Before long I know my things are all gone Before I catch all my shit in that pawnshop [Chorus: Joyride] I love you, I want your heart Singing like Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah I love you, I want your heart Singing like Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah I love you, I want your heart Singing like Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah I love you, I want your heart Singing like Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah