I Could Get You in JJ

Lyrics

[SIDNEY] Just look at that lucky guy Sittin' there, bein' hip Makin' music to make ya' die (spoken) Next life, Sidney, piano lessons (singing) This life, ya' got whatcha' got Whatcha' got is a pip You're a chicken in a chicken pot So do your dance, shake your tail Sell your wares, make a sale (spoken) Get a client, any client Maybe mister music Why not? Man, you're good! (singing) You're good enough to make it I could help you take it up a tone You need a way to get your name out To make it known I could get behind ya' like a bass trombone I could get'cha in J.J I could start'cha off big And we'd only be puttin' out copy that you dig (spoken) Gimme fifty bucks I could start you up [DALLAS, spoken] I don't want any part of J.J I'm doin' it on my own [SIDNEY, spoken] Hey, you wanna be playin' no-name doves the rest of your life? Okay, enjoy yourself Approach the starlet (singing) Pardon my French But honey, you're a killer Readin' Arthur Miller at the bar I betcha' crazy 'bout the method The type you are Me? I got a method that could take ya' far I could get'cha in J.J I could take ya' so fast That in Gotham or Hollywood You're the one to cast [SUSAN, spoken] I don't want my name in a column [SIDNEY, spoken] I'm try'na help a new face! Smile! And that dress, more low cut Remember Lana Turner [SUSAN, spoken] Lana Turner? [SIDNEY, spoken] Lana was always well turned out So when she sat at the soda fountain At Schwabs drug store On that magic day the talent scouts saw her Lana was ready for her life to begin! The Voodoo Club could be your Schwabs! (singing) I knew the moment I met you I said "she could get those juicy jobs" You wanna bet me? First just let me get'cha in J.J I could give you the blitz And the rest o' the ingénues They'd be havin' fits J.J.'s more than a column He's the bone and the blood He's the spine, the spinal column And he's my buddy! He's my bud! I could get'cha in J.J [SUSAN, spoken] Sure you can! [SIDNEY] I could call him right now! [SUSAN, spoken] No! No! [SIDNEY] I could do the five w's Who, what, where, when, wow I could call him right now!