Handyman

Lyrics

[Intro] [Verse 1] You're gettin' your name in the paper You're given the space to write You tell 'em it's all 'bout the things that are wrong Never the things that are right [Verse 2] You're gettin' your face on the TV screen An image designed to write Tell 'em that's all, while you're havin' a ball And the world left it all to late [Chorus] Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman You never think terribly positively A bunch of bananas is your family tree Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman You think you're alone, but it's a matter of fact There are millions and millions, so how about that [Post-Chorus] Oh what a man you are [Verse 3] (Ooh!) You're mixin' it up with the people You're tellin' 'em what to buy You're tellin' 'em all where their heads are at And you give 'em a reason why [Verse 4] You make it so easy to make it work You're makin' it all worthwhile Thanks for the chance for us all to advance For the space, and the turn of the dial [Chorus] Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman You never think terribly positively A bunch of bananas is your family tree Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman You think you're alone, but it's a matter of fact There are millions and millions, so how about that [Post-Chorus] Oh what a man you are [Instrumental] [Bridge] Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman (Sing it!) Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman, oh [Chorus] Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman You never think terribly positively A bunch of bananas is your family tree Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman You think you're alone, but it's a matter of fact There are millions and millions, so how about that [Post-Chorus] Oh what a man you are [Outro]