Lyrics

We're gonna do... We're gonna finish up our first set with a number by The Beatles, uh, this one, is a song, uh, taken from Magical Mystery Tour This one's a song called "I Am the Walrus" 2 3 4! I am he as you are he as you are me As we are all together See how they fly like pigs in the sky See how they run, I'm cryin' Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid fucking Tuesday Man, you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the eggman (WOOOO) They are the eggmen (WOOOO) I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Mister shitty policeman sitting Silly little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run, I'm cryin' I'm cryin', I'm cryin', I'm cryin' Yellow-matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the eggman (WOOOO) They are the eggmen (WOOOO) I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob (Gibberish) Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man (Yes ah-ha) They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo goo joob G'goo goo g'joob, JOOB JOOB JOOB JOOB Expert, textpert, choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? HO HO HO, HEE HEE HEE, HA HA HA See how they fly like pigs in a sty See how they snied, I'm cryin' Semolina pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel Tower, woo Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them Kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman (WOOOO) They are the eggmen (WOOOO) I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob g'goo g'joob, JOOB JOOB JOOB JOOB Goo goo g'joob g'goo g'joob, joob joob Joob, Joob! Joob! Joob, Joob! Joob! Joob, Joob! Joob! Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Everybody's got one, everybody's got one (Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one, everybody's got one (Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one, everybody's got one (Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one, everybody's got one (Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one, everybody's got one (Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one, everybody's got one (Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper) Thanks fellas, they'll be back in about half an hour