Drunk In Heels

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Tired, tired, dog-ass tired Tired down to the bone I did a forty-hour week at the Quickie Mart And another thrity-five at home Dead, dead, the walking dead Dead right on my feet I'd like to put on my pajamas and go to bed But no one in the house would eat [Chorus] If I go to work I have to make up my whole face And if once a month, I want to shoot the whole damn place Well, I just have to deal If I bring home the bacon I have to fry it up in a pan Now I ain't saying that it's easier to be a man But let's get real When we get drunk, we do it in heels [Verse 2] Dirty, dirty, the house is so dirty I've forgotten what it looked like clean It's so sad that my husband went blind And can't see the dishes sitting there in the sink Loving, loving, he'd like a little loving And I'd like to fulfill his dreams But right now, I'm so tired Him fixing that oven is a sexier thing to me [Chorus] If I go to work I have to make up my whole face And if once a month, I want to shoot the whole damn place Well, I just have to deal If I bring home the bacon I have to fry it up in a pan Now I ain't saying that it's easier to be a man But let's get real When we get drunk, we do it in heels [Bridge] Yeah, they might be in style But until you've walked that mile You'll never know how hard it is to keep yourself from falling When you're up there and you're carrying it all and On the tightrope of my life The men and the babies and the nine-to-five It might look sexy while I'm juggling But I'm struggling [Chorus] If we go to work We have to make up our whole face And if once a month, we want to shoot the whole damn place Well, we just have to If I bring home the bacon I have to fry it up in a pan Now I ain't saying that it's easier to be a man But let's get real When we get drunk, we do it in 5-inch, platform, Louboutins, stilleto pumps We do it We do it in heels