Lyrics

A cheap and evil girl sets out on the city She's moistened every curl, she's poisonously pretty And the unsuspecting fool falls prey As the dim detective's lead astray And the genuflecting boy's all say The cheap and evil girl will get her way The cheap and evil girl The cheap and evil girl The cheap and evil girl The cheap and evil girl dances if you're worthy She teases every twirl, she's deviously dirty And you fantasize about the ample Milky thighs you'd like to sample Vocalize to her example - Deep, illegal sighs - Oh! - it's a scandal The cheap and evil girl The cheap and evil girl The cheap and evil girl Into the club for a rub in the sauna Stream through the steam, there's a shot, you're a gonner Cry as you die cause you know you still want her She can hypnotize with her evil eyes The cheap and evil girl wears you like a locket She's polished every pearl then she put you in her pocket And the undertaker hears the sounds Of the dumb gumshoe making his rounds Shaking all the wrong one's down Cause the cheap and evil girl will not be found The cheap and evil girl The cheap and evil girl The cheap and evil girl