I Own This Bar

Lyrics

You say you got them boots in Paris And you’re cousins with George Jones Drinkin’s against your religion But that wine is just an act of when in Rome You say you’re savin’ yourself for marriage And your daddy, he’s a movie star I’m Billy Graham , honey I own this bar [Chorus] Talkin’ lock, stock and barrel Hard wood floor under neon lights Girl, if we ain’t careful We could go to hell for lyin’ You swear you’ve never been here Ain’t ever heard no steel guitar Well, I’m George Strait and honey I own this bar [Verse 2] They say tonight it’s your birthday You just turned twenty two You were supposed to be hangin’ with Beyoncé But she came down with the daggum flu Said you were born in raised in the city But you’re a real cowgirl at heart Well, I’m John Wayne and honey I own this bar [Chorus] Talkin’ lock, stock and barrel Hard wood floor under neon lights Girl, if we ain’t careful We could go to hell for lyin’ And you swear you’ve never been here That Maserati out back is your car Well, I’m Dale Earnhardt and honey I own this bar [Bridge] We ain’t ever gonna get together Cause you can’t BS a BS’er You know it’s only good fun Ain’t no damage done We’re just two honky tonk birds of a feather [Chorus] Now you say you’re so mad Cause you can’t pay your tab Somebody stole your credit card Drinks are on me, I’m Braxton Keith Honey, I own this bar [Outro] You want another one?