Too Many Friends

Lyrics

[Verse 1] My computer thinks I'm gay I threw that piece of junk away On the Champs-Élysées As I was walking home This is my last communiqué Down the superhighway All that I have left to say in a single tome [Chorus] I got too many friends Too many people That I'll never meet And I'll never be there for I'll never be there for 'Cause I'll never be there [Verse 2] If I could give it all away Will it come back to me someday? Like a needle in the hay Or an expensive stone But I got a reason to declaim The applications are to blame For all my sorrow and my pain A feeling so alone [Chorus] I got too many friends Too many people That I'll never meet And I'll never be there for I'll never be there for 'Cause I'll never be there [Chorus] Too many friends Too many people That I'll never meet And I'll never be there for I'll never be there for 'Cause I'll never be there [Verse 3] My computer thinks I'm gay What's the difference anyway When all that people do all day Is stare into a phone? [Chorus] I got too many friends Too many people That I'll never meet And I'll never be there for I'll never be there for 'Cause I'll never be there [Chorus] Too many friends Too many people That I'll never meet And I'll never be there for I'll never be there for 'Cause I'll never be there [Outro] I'll never be there I'll never be there I'll never be there I'll never be there