Lyrics

[The scene begins in a Taco Bell public restroom. You can hear the sound of patrons talking and eating their meals from afar when, suddenly, a voice erupts in the silence.] [Wimpy Pooper:] Hhh… Oh, that's the biggest shit I've ever taken AARRAARRGGHHH Huh… huh… eeeuuuuggghhh… Ooohh… that's good… [Mysterious Voice] Mi mi mi mi miiiii! [Wimpy Pooper] AH! Who's there? [The Great Mighty Poo] I am the Great Mighty Poo And I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat, you little twat? [The Great Mighty Poo begins vocalizing in a show of proud arrogance, for he knows deep down at the base of his gullet that he is the most supreme Poo to have ever been pooped.] [Wimpy Pooper] Ah, so you're just a turd then, huh? [The Great Mighty Poo] Auugh! I am no mere turd! You dumb bastard Allow me to reiterate I AM the Great Mighty Poo And I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat, you little twat? You have no chance to survive in here You don't even know which creek you're in Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear How do you think I keep this shiny grin? How do you think I keep this shiny grin? [The wimpy pooper shrieks fearfully as the Great Mighty Poo makes his ascent.] Listen, it's really quite simple You have no chance to survive in here You don't even know which creek you're in Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear How do you think I keep this lovely grin? Have some more caviar! Now I'm really getting rather mad You're like a niggly, tiggly, shitty little tag nut When I've knocked you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt! [Wimpy Pooper] Your butt? [The Great Mighty Poo] My butt! [Wimpy Pooper] Your butt? [The Great Mighty Poo] My butt! Yeah! Alright… Mmhmmm… keep it going Yeah… come on… [The Great Mighty Poo revels in the chaos he is creating in his shit-filled kingdom of porcelain. Alas, perhaps his celebrations were as premature as his ejaculations. He is subsequently flushed!] Huh… huh… aaaggghhh! Ohhhhh… I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh, what a world! I was the Great Mighty Poo But now I'm dead… *sob* [Wimpy Pooper] At least until I have Taco Bell again!