Grand Puba, Positive and L.G.

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Grand Puba, (Positive K) & Both] Two times for the drummer, 'fore I start it, I say, "Hit me!" Puba's kickin' flavor, and I brought somebody with me — Positive! (The gentlemen, the rapper — suavé, blasé, you know, dapper) See, this is not a song about friends Because we make the endz, and then we spread the skinz (This song becomes a well-known tune And my mic's gonna bloom like a flower in June) We kick much flavor, and you know that As smooth as the head on a Fed named Kojak (Grip the mic 'til my hand get calloused And I'll tell you like Ralph Kramden told Alice — "Bang! Zoom!") It's up, up and away! (Grand Puba) and Positive K! (Lyrics real sweet like candy) It's just like a condom — WE KEEP ONE HANDY! [Hook] "Grand Puba!" "Positive and L.G." "No one can be you, but you" "Now, that's funky!" "Grand Puba!" "Positive and L.G." "No one can be you, but you!" "Now, that's funky!" "Outstanding! "Check this out! "Incredible" "Now, that's funky!" "No one can be you, but you!" "Now, that's funky!" "No one can be you.." "Straight to the point!" "Now, that's funky!" Go Puba! Go Positive! Go Puba! Go Positive! "No one can be you.." Go Puba! Go Positive! "Straight to the point!" Go Puba! Go Positive! "Now, that's funky!" [Verse 2: Positive K] To my adversaries, I'm not ordinary Not the Godfather, or the Tooth Fairy Not Jack Spade or Engelbert Humperdinck Listen to this rhyme and tell us what you think! [Verse 3: Grand Puba] One, two, three! Grand Puba's on the count Rhymin' gets me papes in very large amount Brother, you're wrong if you think crime pays Don't like gays, and take vacations off of holidays [Verse 4: Positive K] Practice safe sex to prevent strange diseases Wear my hat on one-night skeezers I roll dice, but don't bet on the horses Punks take losses and I don't reveal the sources [Verse 5: Grand Puba & (Positive K)] So umm.. take the 5th if you're plannin' to riff The rhymes spread like Jif to make your loose knot stiff Kick up your feet if you're feelin' kinda queasy... (Relax.. haha! Take it easy! Word!) [Verse 6: Positive K & (Grand Puba)] You're in good hands, Positive is a survivor I make rhymes to anythin', I'm like MacGyver If I were a computer, rap would be my program Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham I wish more people was alive like me! (But Positive...) What up, Max? [Verse 7: Grand Puba] See, the vocab is lovely, girls be thinkin' of me Other rappers try to be me, competition can't see me So, hey! What do ya say? I got the flow, y'all If you don't know the time, then you better check the Seiko Or Timex, I suplex, get biz on the co-sex Put 'em in a line then I ask, "Who's next?" Grand Puba — guaranteed to make a big hit Doin' much damage on this two-man skit Tryin' to hold me back won't harm me And when the gear gets too small, to the Salvation Army So mami, or mida, a way I say, "No one's sweeter!" (Now, that's funky!) You see, the style I kick is rugged, I shine like a nugget Present tense mean you dig it, past tense mean you dug it! "So dance to a light tune, my lit-tle doll Da-nah-nah! Da-nah-nah! Da-nah-nah! Dah! Rock me wit' vi-bra-tion, give me a deep med-i-ta-tion! There is none better than Grand Puba! Baby-by, get it all togetha!" You see, the second time around, I hope the label don't flake And if they do, I go to Drake and say, "Give me a break!" Like Toyota say, I say (Ohhh, what a feeling!) I bust the foots of Lionel Richie I caught him dancin' on MY ceiling! [Verse 8: Positive K] Pass me the mic 'cause I wants to blitz I'm the best thing that came since grits The Prince of Rap, lookin' for Cinderella If you see her, why don't ya tell her? I got the shoe, in the car out back And if she makes the fit, she's IN.. LIKE.. THAT! And as a matter of fact, I'm not an actor, but the main factor Pinpointin' his rhymes like a protractor I'm intricated, complicated, definitely musically related Rhymes so fly, never been outdated Gots to be fly by the way I state it Now, of myself, I say I'm a big fan Got more rhymes than words by the Letterman Positive K — you can say he's low-key You might know my name, but now look, you don't know me I can be nice and flip like the Son of Sam Nobody knows exactly how I am I'm the next and everybody knows it Open tours this year, next year I'mma close it I've got the skills that pays the bills Now, here's a quote from Stephanie Mills "Don't put a rush on me 'cause my tempo's slow And if I don't tell ya, then how would ya know?"