K155 M3, U JACK3D UP J3RK

Lyrics

[Verse 1] ¡Baje con los locos! Why does the bad luck chase me around And nip at my cuffs Like a psychotic Japanese chihuahua (Chi-wa-wa, chi-wa-wa, chi-wa-wa) That's right, a chihuahua-wa-wa What can I do? [Verse 2] I tried nasty little phrases And repellent creams Stole Mondale's bulletproof limousine I wrote in lazy español But I think she only speaks in jazz (Como el Satchmo) Da-boom-di-ba, dyah! [instrumental break] [Verse 3] I wish I had a brain in my head Then I could tell when I'm lying And tell when I'm telling the truth Wait, is this a candid observation - Or a calculated gift for the myth I've created That's based on a story that could eat me alive As quick as the noon is high Narrated by Charole and hispanic retro-ghetto jive Give me five [Pre-Chorus] Sixteen seconds ago They fell fell back and was over then Now she's dragging me down Slap my hands on the chalk again [Chorus] Let me kill you Crazy eyes, crazy hands I want it over, under Your safety's falling Like a goddamn shark attack [Bridge] Like a goddamn shark attack (incomprehensible hyperactive screams) I believe she said, "Kiss me" Kiss me, you jacked up jerk Kiss me, you jacked up jerk Kiss me, you geeked(?) up son of a cutthroat bambito-kapow (Besame tu manatada) I guess you like me now [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus]x2