Rubber Duckie Song

Lyrics

[Verse 1] This is my rubber ducky He is cute, he is sexy Aren't you jealous of my ducky? He was five bucks This duck's a whore [Pre-Chorus] If you're ever feeling lonely and feeling blue You know what to do [Chorus] Buy a ducky Buy a ducky Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend Rubber ducky love will never end Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend Rubber ducky love will never end [Verse 2] My ducky farts rainbows, my ducky shits halos My ducky pisses flowers and he likes to take showers Would you like to take a bath with me? With me and my rubber ducky You bring the water, I'll bring the bubbles Tonight will be great On a rubber ducky date [Pre-Chorus] If you're ever feeling lonely and feeling blue You know what to do [Chorus] Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend Rubber ducky love will never end Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend Rubber ducky love will never end [Bridge] If your mom hates you, buy a ducky Buy a ducky If you have a small penis, buy a ducky If you hate eating broccoli, buy a ducky If you cried during Toy Story 3, buy a ducky If you want to beat hookers with sausages, buy a ducky If your cat pissed in your bed, buy a ducky Quack break down Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack [Outro] Your life sucks Without a duck