Lyrics

[HANNAH] Look, Bro If you refuse to change the channel back I'm forced to counteract with a brother-sister battle rap If you don't revoke and pass back the remote So I can input the code I'll have to go for your throat I'll attack fast and that's that And then when I snap you're gonna be taken aback In fact, the aftermath will hit you so hard It'll shatter your shadow into shards like smashed glass We'll watch what I want And if you got a problem I've got a problem solver And its name is chainsaw So wait your turn, or you're gonna pay for that I'll grind through your spine like you were a paperback There's only one winner in this battle And it's gonna be me I think you'll find I'm on a fatality spree You better believe that I'll be leaving you in agony, D Then there'll be one less leaf on this family tree [BOYINABAND] So it's come to this, Sis I'd be remiss To ignore the warnings you've provided me with Except it seems you missed one important fact: I'll destroy your ass in a battle rap So leave the TV on the crime channel Because there's nothing else on more relevant to this rhyme battle My classy eloquence will stomp you flat Like an elephant, with a monocle and a pompous hat I'm in my element and keep this in mind The only way I'll be taken aback is when I rip out your spine My wit is so sharp and on fire You may as well have challenged a Charizard made out of barbed wire So when I am Tearing the worst of your first degree burns with these words Remember you should've set an alert for the re-run Or you could've just waited for UK style +1 [HANNAH] D.I.Y. S.O.S. isn't on UK style... I dont think! And even if it is, I'm not waiting 60 minutes I got things to do, y'know Like freezing your Charizard ass with my Articuno flow, you Slowbro With one quick kick, you'll kneel over in pain I'll bottle you while you kneel over a drain Rip out your stomach and watch you trip and fall So when I say you don't have the guts for this It'll be literal Bro! I'll grab your arm and amputate it with an antique blade And then I'll cauterize with vinegar to emphasize the ample pain And when you get a prosthetic, forget it I'll rip it straight from the socket again And then while you find you're incapacitated Hit you in the neck with it until you're decapitated You'd wish you'd been emancipated If you weren't dead that is, ohh! [BOYINABAND] Oh, very funny sis! That was a corker! Well you may have put the "laughter" in "slaughter" But I'll put the ache in your trachea When I attack ya With a sharpened spatula And I can imagine that would take an excruciatingly long time to pierce the skin I can't even begin to describe the writhing agony you'd be in And don't think feigning you're in pain will save you When I main your voicebox with a razor blade Until your voice drops deep like Tay Zonday Let me put this in perspective Change the channel back to Forensic Detectives Or you'll be on the next Forensic Detectives [HANNAH] Did you just rhyme the same thing twi- [BOYINABAND] Don't interrupt, sis Or you'll be needin' serious corrective cosmetics So silence I'll hurt you at home, call it domestic violence Did you seriously think that you'd win? Oh, hang on Do you just want to watch the Weakest Link? Because it's on