Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, I went for a drive in my pickup truck I picked up my girl 'cause I wanted to– Show her my gloves 'cause she had on her mitts And I blushed brightly when she showed me her– Perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls So I took off my pants and I showed her my– Polka-dot undies! My polka-dot undies! [Verse 2] Yeah, my polka-dot undies from Miracle Mart I said, "Look, be careful, I think I'm gonna– "Turn a sharp corner and go up on the grass" She leaned out the window and I thought I saw her– Pointing to something that flashed by real quick She said, "Hey, look at that! It looks just like your– "Polka-dot undies!" Polka-dot undies! [Verse 3] Yeah, my polka-dot undies that I wear back-to-front She smiled and she said, "Have you seen my– "Brother's new car? The one that he stole?" Then she asked me to look up her– Whole damn family and I went into shock When I found out it was her sister who really liked– Polka-dot undies! Polka-dot undies! Yeah! [Instrumental] [Verse 4] Well, I took her out to dinner but on one thing she was firm: She'd swallow almost anything except for– Stories that her brother a-didn't like birds But hung around leather bars and liked to eat– Fish and chips and he still sucked his thumb I said, "I don't mind!" And she kissed me on my– Polka-dot undies! My polka-dot undies! [Verse 5] I kissed her softly and I said, "I'll tell you what: "Let's roll up the windows, and I'll eat your– "Last bar of chocolate, a-the one that's in the parcel" She said, "No, no, no", and she called me a– Taxi; And I said, "I beg your pardon! "But get me home real fast before I lose my– "Polka-dot undies!" Polka-dot undies! [Verse 6] The moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleamin' But you'll never find it in a glass of warm– Milk or tea, 'cause it will not fit And you probably already think I am full of– Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your– Polka-dot undies! Your polka-dot undies! Yeah, your edible undies! Your polka-dot undies! Yeah!