Lyrics

[Spoken: Jaret Reddick and Erik Chandler] What? We have to take these breaks cause doing shows like this really, really, really cuts into our drinking time, people [Verse 1] Is it okay if I speak to you today? You've been pissed off for a week now But nothing I can say could make you look up Or crack up Is there anything that I can't do Anything to show you [Chorus] You're a bitch But I love you anyway Oh, you can't sing But you still put me to sleep Baby, you're a bitch Hey hey, hey hey You make me sick But don't ever go away [Verse 2] So you tell me that there's nothing left to say I drive you face the window Then you're in my face, telling me to grow up I wish you'd grow up I can't wait until you fall asleep, I wonder if you know that [Chorus: Jaret Reddick, Concert Crowd] You're a bitch But I love you anyway Oh, you can't sing But you still put me to sleep Baby, you're a bitch Hey hey, hey hey You make me sick But don't ever go away [Spoken: Jaret Reddick] A lot of times, people come up to me and say "Hey Jaret Reddick, what makes you such a songwriting genius?" And I always follow up with "I like to build beverage breaks into each and every song", ladies and gentlemen That's right, but that's not selfish, it's not a selfish thing, it's for the good of my band They take care of me each and every day, as I do them Can you guys do the la-la part? Cause Erik sucks at it [Bridge: Concert Crowd, Jaret Reddick and Erik Chandler] La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la No-no, wait! You started it too early! Hold on You don't just get to start parts willy nilly in songs, there's structure Here, ready? I'll queue you, here it comes La, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la La, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la La, la-la-la, la-la-la [Chorus] You're a bitch But I love you anyway Oh, you can't sing But you still put me to sleep Baby, you're a bitch Hey hey, hey hey You make me sick But don't ever go away [Outro] You're a bitch, but I love you anyway So why don't ya stay?