Straight to Video

Lyrics

[Intro] Whoa-oh Whoa-oh [Verse 1] She text messaged me on the phone In capital letters, wanting time on her own I don't mean to seem out of line But it seemed like everything was going just fine [Pre-Chorus] The times were changing and rearranging I never thought that I could go from first to worst [Chorus] She took me straight to video In the B movie row Last years model with a broken stereo (Whoa-oh) New sensation just past expiration Never has a has-been been so low, oh no (Whoa-oh) So low, oh no (Whoa-oh) [Verse 2] You took me to your new boyfriends show Dance rock darlings of the week, oh no I told you that I wanted to go All the dudes were wearing makeup Man I guess I didn't know [Pre-Chorus] Things were changing and rearranging I never thought that I could go from first to cursed [Chorus] She took me straight to video In the B movie row Last years model with a broken stereo (Whoa-oh) New sensation just past expiration Never has a has-been been so low, oh no (Whoa-oh) So low, oh no (Whoa-oh) [Bridge] So what's that guy doing with your heart? Is he the next contestant on 'Tear Us Apart?' I guess I'm the lowest bidder I'm not bitter, I'm just better so don't bother to rewind [Chorus] She took me straight to video In the B movie row Last year's model with a busted up stereo New sensation just past expiration Never has a has-been been so low She took me straight to video In the B movie row Last years model with a broken stereo (Whoa-oh) New sensation just past expiration Never has a has-been been so low, oh no (Whoa-oh) So low, oh no (Whoa-oh) So low, oh no (Whoa-oh) So low, oh no (Whoa-oh)