My Girlfriend’s An Alcoholic

Lyrics

[Verse 1] My girlfriend is so beautiful She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts There's no end to her kindness And she's the only one to make me laugh until it hurts Her eyes shine, her teeth sparkle She watches all my favorite shows [Pre-Chorus] But there's only one thing you should know [Chorus] (Hey) My girlfriend is an alcoholic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But nobody's perfect (Hey) My girlfriend gets all demonic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But I think she's worth it when she (Drinks, drinks) Fights at the bar (Drinks, drinks) Pukes in my car I know that it's over the minute she's sober (Hey) My girlfriend is an alcoholic [Verse 2] My girlfriend loves yoga She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots Does pilates, then kamikazes So sweet, but you never wanna piss her off [Pre-Chorus] 'Cause there's only one thing you should know [Chorus] (Hey) My girlfriend is an alcoholic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But nobody's perfect (Hey) My girlfriend gets all demonic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But I think she's worth it when she (Drinks, drinks) Fights at the bar (Drinks, drinks) Pukes in my car I know that it's over the minute she's sober (Hey) My girlfriend is an alcoholic [Bridge] And every night I end up driving So she don't go out D.U.I.-in' again Get locked in the pen, again [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] (Hey) My girlfriend is an alcoholic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But nobody's perfect (Hey) My girlfriend gets all demonic (Oh-oh, oh-oh) But I think she's worth it when she (Drinks, drinks) Fights at the bar (Drinks, drinks) Pukes in my car I know that it's over the minute she's sober (Hey) My girlfriend is an alcoholic