Luckiest Loser

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Man, you're really one heck of a guy Best friends since junior high You showed me Playboy for the very first time, that was rad We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the front row I pierced your ear right before the show We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know, woah-oh [Pre-Chorus] Woah Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (Just wanna get some?) [Chorus] That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You better run for cover 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb (Ticking like a time bomb) And did I mention that you both suck dot com? Now you're stuck with her Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar I guess that make me the luckiest loser [Verse 2] I met her at a keger passed out on the yard Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard Six months later she crashed my car, that was rad She's got a glow from her spray-on tan Marilyn Manson is her favorite band I really think she might worship Satan, not a fan [Pre-Chorus] Woah Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (Just wanna get some?) [Chorus] That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You should run for cover 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb (Ticking like a time bomb) And did I mention that you both suck dot com? Now she's stuck with you Like a fat guy with a bad tattoo Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper I guess that makes me the luckiest loser [Bridge] Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, you deserve each other A Lethal Weapon when you take her home to meet your mother She was a super star, backseat of my car Those days are over now the night goes on, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (Just wanna get some?) (Just wanna get some?) [Chorus] That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You'd better run for cover 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb (Ticking like a time bomb) And did I mention that you both suck dot com? Now you're stuck with her Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar Like number 2 on a pooper scooper I guess that makes me the luckiest loser [Outro] (That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion) Luckiest loser (I know you know she used to be my girl) Luckiest loser (You'd better run for cover 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb) Luckiest loser (And did I mention that you both suck?)