I Wanna Be Brad Pitt - Live and Stoked

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[Interlude: Jaret Reddick and Rob Felicetti] I do the uh- it's like, when I talk with this thing on, it sounds like one of those Voicebox things You look like Peter Franklin One person laughed, every other person is like "who the fuck is that?" He's probably English Hahahaha I don't think so! Alright, is he? Okay [Kazoo Solo] [Verse 1] It started with an after school special Then a race with Ricky Schroeder, and then Thelma and Louise wouldn't have been the same without him Always eating in The Oceans movies Criticized for his accent in Snatch, and then He won an Oscar for bеating up Bruce Lee (Hoo-wah) [Pre-Chorus] Oh I wanna be... [Chorus] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna bе Brad Pitt I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt [Verse 2] He was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma So was my mom, I wonder if she knew his mom Or his dad, maybe we're half-brothers Naked pictures with Gwyneth Paltrow In the tabloids with Jennifer Aniston, and then Blah blah blah blah Angelina Jolie [Pre-Chorus] I still wanna be... [Chorus] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt [Bridge] Welcome to Fight Club What's in the box (What's in the box?) Reebs is beer spelled backwards Don't talk about Fight Club! [Pre-Chorus] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt It would be the shit if I could be Brad [Chorus] I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt I wanna be Brad Pitt [Kazoo Solo] [Interlude: Rob Felicetti] That's gonna make the album!