Here’s Your Freakin’ Song

Lyrics

[Intro] (K-- In the-- And I'm drunk, too) ([Laughing]) (Uh oh- oh- oh...) Baby, for years you've been saying "Why don't you write me a song?" And I've been like "I don't know, because I'm not inspired to write you a song!" But last night I decided I'm gonna freaking do this! [Verse 1] We've been together for so long And you always asked me why I never wrote a song All about you, about our love And about how you're the only one I'm thinking of [Pre-Chorus] I've been writing all night And I, I got it just right Here we go! [Chorus] You talk too much, you never shut up Everything I do for you is never enough You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep I promised you forever, but we both know We're never gonna get along You want it? You got it! Here's your freaking song [Verse 2] And all my homies have always said "What you doing with that girl? She's fucked up in the head!" My mom don't like you, my dad don't too And my brother says you look like the guy from Hüsker Dü [Pre-Chorus] I'm just keeping it real This is just how I feel Here we go! [Chorus] You talk too much, you never shut up Everything I do for you is never enough You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep I promised you forever, but we both know We're never gonna get along You want it? You got it! Here's your freaking song [Bridge] I get drunk and you get pissed You start dreaming I don't exist I say yes and you say no Just like Katy Perry says, you're Hot and Cold With all the shit that we've been through It's the best that I can do Can I still get lucky tonight? (Yeah!) (Please?) [Ad-Lib] I'm using manners and everything I, uh, I-I hope you like this song I spent a lot of time on it But I didn't spend- Oh, there's Erik Just playing, I didn't spend a lot of time on this But, alright, this is the Chorus [Chorus] You talk too much, you never shut up Everything I do for you is never enough You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep I promised you forever, but we both know We're never gonna get along You want it? You got it! Here's your freaking song You want it? You got it! Here's your freaking song! You want it? You got it! Here's your freaking song! [Outro] Okay, I don't know why this is still going (You want it? You got it!) I anticipated this being (Here's your freaking song!) 3 minutes long, it's still going here I don't even know what's happening (You want it? You got it!) Anyway, that's the song that I wrote for you it's, it's okay Evidently its over now, I don't know I have no idea on the timing of it, or anything And I, uh... Boy this is sort of an awkward moment here... I, uh... uh... I'm gonna be honest, I have to pee