BFFF

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You are my best friend in the world And I hope that you know When we hang out together It's freakin' awesome Playing poker Friday nights Beeramids and golf cart races You think that my sister's hot I accidentally shot your finger off Your writing hand, oh well You get disability I broke my leg, you laughed so hard And told the ambulance to stop at the bar [Interlude] (Woo!) (Uh) (Pfft!) (Woah-oh) [Chorus] You'll tell the world I'm gay When you hear me say That I really and truly feel this way Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (Ooh-ooh-ooh) And sometimes we punch each other in the face Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way [Interlude] (Woo!) (Uh!) (What?) [Verse 2] We fart and burp in the same key And I think your iPod sucks You make fun of my hair because yours is disappearing I've seen your penis, you've seen mine I popped your pimples, you rubbed Aloe Vera on my sunburnt back You went in fits when I shit my pants You felt my girl's brand new boobs You asked to suck 'em she refused So while you slept, I shaved your head You woke up and told me that I was gay [Chorus] You'll tell the world I'm gay When you hear me say That I really and truly feel this way Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (Ooh-ooh-ooh) And sometimes we punch each other in the face Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base I know you know I love you (I freakin' love you dude) I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way [Interlude] (Woo!) (Uh!) (Uh!) [Bridge] Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na na Na na na (Woah-oh) [Chorus] You'll tell the world I'm gay When you hear me say That I really and truly feel this way Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (Ooh-ooh-ooh) And sometimes we punch each other in the face Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way [Outro] Na na na na (Woo!) Na na na na (Uh!) Na na na na (Woo!) Na na na na (Uh!) Na na na na (Woo!) Na na na na (Uh!) Na na na na (Woo!) Na na na (Uh!)