What’s a Telephone Bill?

Lyrics

[Intro] Hello, baby Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again Oh, yeah, I'm loaded With verbal rap ability, baby You know, you inspire me to poetry So listen while I recite naughty nothings That'll wet your eardrums [Refrain] I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, can I make sweet love to you, baby? [Verse 1] What I'd like to do would be good to you And if ya hang up on me now, I'll be through [Chorus] I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment When ya got time to kill And if I can get your love Then what's a telephone bill? [Interlude] According to way the way you make me feel I guess you'd call me an obscene phone-caller I'm not a storyteller though, baby I'd rather be with you, meet to meet Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know You [Verse 2] Excuse me if I seem obscene to you I'm being real and that seems the thang to do [Chorus] I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment When ya got time to kill And if I can get your love Then what's a telephone bill? I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment When ya got time to kill And if I can get your love Then what's a telephone bill? [Refrain] Oh baby, uh, uh, uh... why don't you just hang on? I'd like to (Yeah...), I'd like to (Yeah...), I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah I'd like to make sweet love to you [Bridge] Ah no, not that, baby I wanna be real with you Let me just breathe in your ear hole, baby Ah... Ahh – ahhh... Don't fake me out G-g-g–g-g-g-gi-gi-girl... I love you, baby I'd like to make sweet love to you Let me see if I can hit that note again... I love you, baby! Ahh – ahhh... G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo...... I'd like to make sweet love to you Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby? Ahh – ahhh... G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo...... I'd like to get real funk-kay I'd like to make sweet love to you [Chorus] I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment When ya got time to kill And if I can get your love Then what's a telephone bill? I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment When ya got time to kill And if I can get your love Then what's a telephone bill? I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment When ya got time to kill And if I can get your love Then what's a telephone bill? [Refrain] Ahh – ahhh... G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo...... I'd like to make sweet love to you [Outro] Shh... yeah... Maybe I'll manicure your toenails And uh, make sweet love to you, girl Rub my body with yours Wait a minute, operator, hey, hey, I'm not talking to you