We Were Wrong

Lyrics

[Vivian Stanshall & Neil Innes] We were wrong, we were wrong But so young, and so-o in lo-o-ove [Vivian Stanshall] That boozy English day At the Brighton Race Courses [Neil Innes] The wind blew my skirt up [Vivian Stanshall] And it frightened the horses [Both] We were wrong, we were wrong But so young, and so very in love [Vivian Stanshall] That May-Ball in Oxford We arrived in a punt [Neil Innes] You fell down in the beer-tent [Vivian Stanshall] Unashamedly drunk [Neil Innes] Steady up! [Both] We were wrong, we were wrong But so young, and so awf'ly in love [Vivian Stanshall] 'Cos I'm going to Rhino over your lino [Neil Innes] I'm going to Rhino with you... [Vivian Stanshall] In all kinds of leather, we Rhino together [Both] We'll keep Rhino-ing through [Vivian Stanshall] The kedgeree breakfasts The gratis champagne [Neil Innes] The hours I spent wiping it [Vivian Stanshall] Off my hired D.J [Both] We were wrong, we were wrong But so young, and so frightfully in love We were wrong, we were wrong But so young, and so desperately in love "Transmogrify" the jackals speak The worms are feeding on our cheeks; "Transmute" the time flies quickly past And Keynsham arms with lies & masks