Sport (The Odd Boy)

Lyrics
[Spoken:] Let's go back to your childhood, childhood, childhood... [Verse] The Odd Boy lay down by the football field Took out a slim volume of Mallarmé The centre-forward called him an imbecile It's an Odd Boy who doesn't like sport [Refrain] Sport, sport, masculine sport Equips a young man for Society Yes, sport turns out a jolly good sort It's an Odd Boy who doesn't like sport [Spoken:] Dear Mr. Poxham, would you kindly excuse Steven from Games today? He has had a nasty cold over the weekend and still has headaches and feels a bit snotty I don't feel he should be outside with the rougher type of boy, as he is a little delicate Hoping you will understand, yours sincerely, Nellie Maynard, Mrs (Give him a nice, cold shower.) [Refrain] Sport, sport, masculine sport Equips a young man for Society Yes, sport turns out a jolly good sort It's an Odd Boy who doesn't like sport
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Credits
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- Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band