Lyrics

Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me I get dizzy, I get numbo When I'm dancing With my jum, jum jumbo I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me She's a twosome She's a foursome If she'd lose some I would like her more some I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me Can she prance up a hill? No, no, no, no, no Can she dance a quadrille? No, no, no, no, no Does she fit in my coupe? By herself she's a brute Could she possibly Sit upon my knee? No, no, no Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat Much too Fat She's too fat for me She's too fat Much too fat She's too fat for me