Your Squad Is Your Squad

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[CZECHOWSKI, spoken] Alright Tennessee! Sit down, shut up, and listen [CZECHOWSKI] Seems to me your squad is your squad Thick or thin Every man in your squad is your squad Is your squad Didn't that stinking film teach ya' nothin'? Didn't it make you cry? Watchin' old Speedy die To save his buddies Sure, some guys are smelly or odd [CZECHOWSKI, spoken] Like you, Ravioli [ROTELLI, spoken] Hey! [CZECHOWSKI] Some you like Some you would ransom Some are a pain Some are handsome! But everyone is needed, son Till there's assistance from God! Your squad is your squad And your squad is your squad [CZECHOWSKI, spoken] Now, tell Stu you're sorry You don't gotta love him But you gotta accept him Ravioli, help me out [ROTELLI, PROFESSOR, ROTELLI & PROFESSOR] Seems to me your squad is your squad (Seems to me your squad is your squad) Toe to toe Facing the foe Your squad is your squad [CZECHOWSKI] Is your squad [PROFESSOR] Say there's bombs Troops getting pounded [ROTELLI] Say that you're trapped You're surrounded! [CZECHOWSKI] You'll cast your lot With them's you got Fella, when push comes to prod Your squad [ROTELLI] Is your squad [PROFESSOR] Is your squad [ALL] Is your squad [PROFESSOR, spoken] Stu, you're a smart guy You know you're not front line material Take a mailboat off the ship [TENNESSEE, spoken] No one is leaving on your say so [CZECHOWSKI, spoken] What, you jealous of a couple lovebirds? [ROTELLI, spoken] Of course Mitch loves Stu, I love my buddy [ROTELLI] Professor You know what I'd do for you I'd chew my arm through for you Chew straight through Yes indeed As long as you were safe and free from harm Only one arm I'd need [PROFESSOR, spoken] And you'd look real spiffy with one arm too [ROTELLI, spoken] You're too kind! [PROFESSOR, spoken] But seriously [PROFESSOR] That's nothing I'd pay the gods any price The ultimate sacrifice Do it twice If I could I'd throw my only glasses overboard Swear to the Lord I would [ROTELLI, spoken] You'd be blind! But I'd lead you around the battlefield [PROFESSOR, spoken] Aw! [CZECHOWSKI] And Tennessee Say you're annoying me Hypothetically Still I'd swoop in quick to save your dumb hick hide There's no task I would not do FIght till I'm black and bloody blue For you And feel like I'd won the lottery Knowin' we got such strong camaraderie! [TENNESSEE, spoken] You don't understand [CZECHOWSKI, spoken] I understand plenty You're being a dick [PROFESSOR, spoken] And all I know is that Mitch had a long face for a month And his buddy came back and he's good again! [TENNESSEE, spoken] But where were they during the movie? Stu, answer me Where the hell were you? [STU] Seems to me Your squad is your squad [CZECHOWSKI] Is your squad [PROFESSOR] Is your squad [ROTELLI] Is your squad! [STU] We're your crew Fighting for you [PROFESSOR] Be true to your crew [CZECHOWSKI] To review: Some of the time you're glum [ROTELLI] Some you're cranky! [PROFESSOR] Some days are just the pits Wish you could call it quits [ALL] But look around you Jesus Christ, we make a nice squad! We're your hope Leave it or take it [PROFESSOR] You've seen me cry! [ROTELLI] Seen me naked! [TENNESSEE, spoken] Aw jeez… [ALL] So, curse your luck By now you're stuck Squeezed in like peas in a pod Your squad is your squad is your squad Is your… [MITCH] Seems to me Your squad is your squad [MITCH] In or out Make a decision [ROTELLI] Spare us your gripes [PROFESSOR] Your derision! [CZECHOWSKI] And be a friend At least pretend [ALL] All that we need is a nod [TENNESSEE, spoken] Fine [ALL] Your squad is your squad Is your squad is your squad Is your god damn squad!